dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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