what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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