yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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