11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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