On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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