i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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