So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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