He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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