i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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