Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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