after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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