No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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