Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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