check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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