I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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