I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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