they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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