Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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