he puts the penis in happiness.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It was confusing and full of hummus
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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