We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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