took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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