I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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