can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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