Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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