three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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