ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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