honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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