Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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