The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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