Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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