I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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