Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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