3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
soo... how was my night?
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