i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
please come you make the beer taste better
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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