i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
this just has baby written all over it
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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