I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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