brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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