Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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