I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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