I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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