this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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