girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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