id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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