Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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