Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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