My friends, they love my intelligence
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
So I just went to clothing optional bar
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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