At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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