he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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