I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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