I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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